If you have ever had a discount bathroom vanity then you probably all ready know that they are so pretty and they never let you forget it. My discount bathroom vanity won’t even reflect my image in its mirror! It just reflect an image of itself. Then every time I am getting ready to go out, my discount bathroom vanity is like "don’t wear that!" My discount bathroom vanity thinks it knows everything about everything. I understand that I will never be as pretty as my discount bathroom vanity but seriously, who will? I never tell my discount bathroom vanity how good it looks because it will just go to its head!
My discount bathroom vanity is nothing but a big hot mess. I must say though the toilet, shower, and linen cabinet seem to really enjoy its company. Those three are always gabbing it up about something. They will talk about Lindsay Lohan for days. I do not even know how my discount bathroom vanity knows about Lindsay Lohan, but it does and it cannot get enough of her that’s for sure. Every time I walk in that bathroom, my discount bathroom vanity is telling me the up n’ ups on the Lohans. I think I made the mistake of leaving "Mean Girls" on one night and the discount bathroom vanity must have caught a glimpse of little miss Lilo. My bathroom vanity told me that if I bought it "Freaky Friday" it would be nice to me, but I told it no Jamie Lee Curtis movie will ever step foot in this house so I got it "Herbie Fully Loaded" instead.
Now that my discount bathroom vanity has "Herbie" it is slightly nicer to me, but it is always giving me tips that make me look like Lilo and I’m a guy! I told my discount bathroom vanity that no matter how bad it wants me to be Lindsay it just isn’t going to happen. But you can’t blame a discount bathroom vanity for trying.
